Activia Commercial

This commercial is absolutely hilarious.....don't eat too much yogurt.

Puking on a Roller Coaster

GIFSoup

Actually kind of gross..... I usually feel so much better right after puking.

Turkeys are fighting for their lives

Those turkeys know what time of year it is.....and what they need to do to survive.

Swedish Chef Turkey Tips

I love the Swedish Chef........Please watch this video to learn how to place the skewer...

Funny Thanksgiving Tips

A must watch.....Just a tip to all turkeys, don't go anywhere on Thanksgiving!!!!

Homer Simpson

I love homer simpson.  Here is a GIF of him with a soda grenade.  Gotta love it.

Ouch that hurts

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    DOUBLE WHAMMY!

Weddings aren't Funny

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    The first lesson about weddings, don't do anything out of the ordinary.  And I think the piggy back ride was a bit much, maybe should have cut that out.  I wonder if he was hung over, or just caught off balance.

Why to Wear a Helmut on ATV's

   This is funny, but not.  This is one of those times where I take time out on my blog to make a public service announcement.  When riding an ATV, remember a few things:

• Don't overdo it
• Keep your vehicle at an acceptable rate of speed
• Wear a helmut
• No Hot Dogging!?!?!? (you are not the Ricky Carmicheal of the ATV world.

Please, wear a helmut and have fun....it will be the difference between a slightly funny youtube video that help others learn what not to do.....or a video where you die and people say "oh crap".

Funny Dentist Pic

    Could you imagine being in under and seeing that face????  That would be really funny or creepy......

Obama Joke Pics

   I wanted to do something funny about Obama, but there is a lot of rude and racial stuff out there.  Well, I picked this photo because it is really funny,,,,you can't photo shop that...

I just thought this was hilarious. No comment.

Parenting Funny Things

I just wanted to dedicate part of this blog to protest the need for good parenitng skills (this is the public service announcement part of my blog).   It is just amazing the things I see and read about bad parenting.  I always hear news stories of injured children who are going stupid things and I always think the same thing:  "They should be watching their children".  This pic on the bottom was almost too depressing to post, but is a good symbol of problem parents in this world.  On an ending note, I think all parents should be legally required to take a parenting class, take CPS, and finally register on the good parent forum.
Because right now, there are more legal requirements to get a fishing license that being a parent.

Don't Worry Guys......

It's ok as long as the shoes keep the electical plub above water.  That is what happens when you have too many to drink.  Good Idea, poor execution (maybe I should say electrocution).  Is this one of those situations where you and a few buddies get together, have a few drinks, you guys have an idea, and then go do it? 

Halloween Events in Las Vegas

I definitely think that one of the perks of living in las vegas is Halloween!!!   I think that Vegas has the best, and the most variety of Halloween events to celebrate in the country.  From trunk or treat at a local church, or a pumpkin archery shoot in the park, to the fright dome at Circus Circus, there are endless affordable things to do with your family.  I have included a link from the Las Vegas Review Journal with an exhausted list of things to do for adults and youth.  I  will keep everyone posted on cool links and cool things to do at Halloween in Las Vegas.
Link to Las Vegas Review Journal Events

Things to Think about

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?



Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?


What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?


How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?


Clones are people two.


Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?


Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?


Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Funny Sayings by Well Known People

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.



-- Ronald Reagan
 
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.



-- George Carlin
 
If you can't convince them, confuse them.



-- Harry S. Truman
 
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.



-- Burt Bacharach
 
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.



-- Jerry M. Wright
 
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.



-- Marion Barry
 
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.''



-- Rita Rudner

Homer Simpson Quotes

"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer



I hope I didn't brain my damage... - Homer

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. - Homer


Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!... except the weasels. - Homer


I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff... and I want in. - Homer

Frog Joke

The Lonely Frog’s Predicted Future


A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.



His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog is thrilled and says, “This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?”



“No” says the psychic, “in a Biology class.”

Old People Joke

There was a man and a woman in an old folks home. The man says to the woman, I bet you can't guess what age I am. The woman says I'll give it ago, but first pull down your pants, the man pulls down his , then the woman says pull down your underpants, so the man does. The she taps around down there :D and she says your 97. The man asks, how do you know that? The woman answers, because you told me yesterday

Brittany Spears Joke

Britney Spears and Justin Timberfake were walking along the beach.


Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie."




Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?"

Snail Joke

The snail, goes into a Car dealership he asks the salesmen if they have any big balck sports cars? The sales men says yes. The snail says, could you please put a big S on the front, a Big S on the side, and a big S on the lisence plate. The salesmen says why? The snail says it's personal I don't want to tell you. SO he comes back in a week. With a Big S on the front, a Big S on the side, and a Big S on the lisence plate. The salesmen asks the mechanic I wonder why he wanted the Big S? The mechanic says I don't know but look at that S-car-go

Your Mama Jokes

Yo' mama so hairy, you almost died of rugburn when you were born

Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued

Yo mama's so stupid, when she went for a blood test she studied for it.

Yo' mama's so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven!

Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.

Yo mama's so nasty, she has to put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her. 

How I Annoy People

Here are Ten Ways that will annoy someone for sure....


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.



2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."


4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."


5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.


6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <


7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.


8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.


9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

Some Crazy Thoughts....Just Think About It....

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

Was learning cursive really necessary?

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart

Bad decisions make good stories

I saw a crematorium the other day that advertised discounts for burn victims.

Animal testing seems unnecessarily cruel. The animals get too nervous and never get the right answers.

John almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she dumped him before they met.

Do you think phonetic should be spelled the way it sounds?

I've been trying to find another word for synonym.

Welcome to My Blog

This blog is dedicated to all those bloggers looking for funny and humorous things on the web. Please feed free to contact me through postinge a comment or emailing me at mcnair2020@msn.com...   It is ok to laugh your ass off.....