Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Some Crazy Thoughts....Just Think About It....

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

Was learning cursive really necessary?

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart

Bad decisions make good stories

I saw a crematorium the other day that advertised discounts for burn victims.

Animal testing seems unnecessarily cruel. The animals get too nervous and never get the right answers.

John almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she dumped him before they met.

Do you think phonetic should be spelled the way it sounds?

I've been trying to find another word for synonym.

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