Your Mama Jokes

Yo' mama so hairy, you almost died of rugburn when you were born

Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued

Yo mama's so stupid, when she went for a blood test she studied for it.

Yo' mama's so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven!

Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.

Yo mama's so nasty, she has to put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, ducks throw bread at her.