Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Things to Think about

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?



Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?


What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?


How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?


Clones are people two.


Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?


Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?


Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

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